Wallace here. I’m from Boston, MA, but I’m living in Jersey at the moment. I think I’m pretty amazing at the selfie. You see my perfect pose with the slight camera tilt? I feel that I’m on par with the crazy women of Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram in terms of my selfie ability. I’ll let you decide, but my mind’s already made up. I got skills.
I was excited to buy this domain considering my name is Wallace. The one thing that bothers me about that is people tell me I look more like an Alex.
I had wanted to start a blog for a long time, but let’s be honest, I was being lazy. I happened to search for a site name and same this. Jackpot! It was time to do it. So here I am. I’m not 100% sure what to say on here other than hit me up if you want to get hammered. Kidding, don’t do that. Hit me up if you want to challenge me to a selfie battle (women only) haha. In all seriousness though, if you want to shoot me a quick email, I’ll get ya back. It’s email@example.com. I really hope you picked up on the little joke there. You could also give me a call, if you promise you’re chill – number’s on the front page. Til next time.